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My wife said she is so fed up with my obsession over Only Fool and Horses, I can go and live somewhere else.
I replied.
If that's the way you want it.
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van"

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Fatal accident at the Nestle factory yesterday

A man was crushed to death by hundreds of boxes of chocolates

he tried to cal for help

But everyone just cheered when he shouted

The Milky Bars Are Me 

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A pedestrian was crossing the road and got run over by a red lorry and then a yellow lorry and then another red and a yellow lorry and then another red and a yellow lorry and then another red and a yellow lorry  

Of course he was killed. A policeman had to go and tell the mans wife

He said "I'm very sorry, I don't know how to say this But !!!!!!"

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